Monday, 23 November 2015

no no november! 23rd Nov. 2015

back to back christmas movies on the tv...... supermarket aisles swooning to wobbly seasonal crooning....... festive markets peppering every other street and car park........ penguins! polar bears!... what have they got to do with anything other than they live in places that have snow......... funny how snow has become synonymous with christmas, every other xmas card seems to allude or proudly shout... snow!... and yet half the world gets it's seasonal jollies off in the summer...... so hold a mince pie-scoffing minute and reign in your reindeer santa, put down that sherry and step away from that sleigh, get back, get back, get back to the grotto it's still november.... yes, in case you hadn't noticed.... november....... don'tcha think christmas should maybe happen perhaps, say, at christmas?........ I saw you, handing out red and white furry hats and for heavens sake santa put away those baubles, no one wants to see them....... sheesh!... what are you like!.... damn it! who left that reindeer poo there?........ rudolph!!

(psst!...... first sunday of advent 29th november..... not a minute before.....)

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